News Bulletin!(11-03-04)
Many credible scientists and literary scholars now agree -- "Orwell was about 20 years off." And they added, "he is now considered a prophet, not merely a writer."

In completely unrelated news: George Bush wins the presidency; pushes for "The Even More Patriot[ic] Act" and "Iraqi...Hell, The World Freedom...est..er." We have already declared victory in this war not yet begun. Casualties are expected to be in the billions. It has also been announced that along with tax cuts, for trickle-down economics to function properly, all middle-class and lower-class citizens must take a daily dose of "Good For You Happy Medicine." Scientists and doctors have been banned from even examining this drug. Osama still at large.


Justin would just like to send a shout-out to the American people--
Thanks, guys, I love you so much. Wait no...I want to stab about 50 million of you in the eyes.

This has never been editted/changed. You have no records to prove it.


In other news:
Freegrayslake.org declares itself our bitch. Its creators have changed "Threads that don't even deserve existence, we give forum??!" from "Threads that don't even disserve existence, we give forum??!" because of our article. Thank you, freegrayslake.org, for letting us beat you into submission. How does it feel to be spanked?