News Bulletin (02-28-05)

Welcome back. The G-Lake Newz went through a period of sleep, during which almost nothing was updated, and nothing new was written. This was primarily because nothing blatantly ridiculous happened. Sure, our school failed the No Child Left Behind standards, but about 273846 articles were written about that in the Rampage. Yes, we failed, yes, NCLB is effing insane, and yes, George Bush will probably succeed in privatizing education and in snatching education from all the poor people (the dumb bastards). Hoorah.

But then came the G-Lake Newz's calling -- the administration again asserted itself as King of the Ignorant. Read about it in our newest (phew!) article, "Rated ARGH!"